im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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