you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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