Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
