Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I smell like Dick and happiness
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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