im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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