Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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