Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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