Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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