i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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