my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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