She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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