we have officially lost it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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