it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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