Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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