she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
