I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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