I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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