Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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