One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize