yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
