Christians are straight up FREAKS
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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