when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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