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I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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