Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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