Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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