I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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