Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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