yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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