i just wanna soil my oats bro
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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