He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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