You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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