its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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