You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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