the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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