well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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