For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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