When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Randomize
