He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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