If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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