You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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