Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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