how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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