Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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