her vagine was all disorganized.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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