i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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