fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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