Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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