Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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