Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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