your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I wish i was in the wii world.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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