Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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